After I lost our unborn child, I blamed you for wishing her away. I'll never forgive your cruelty. I slept with your best friend to get back at you.

I have a child with my first cousin and only my parents know.

I Secretly Have sex with my grandmas couch while she is not home.

I keep myself in amazing shape just for the power trip of shooting down attractive/ successful men , while dating ugly losers who know they can't do any better.

The only time I'm ever happy is when I'm stoned...