I have the American dream, and I hate my life

I have my new boyfriend wear the same cologne as my old boyfriend so I can remember him better. I loved him so much!

ive never met anyone and not lied to them about something or other. something is wrong with me.the crazy part about it is they all seem to like me alot.i dont get it.

When I was a little boy (started when I was 5) I would put batteries in my butt. The older I got, the bigger the battery.

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