My Ol'lady doesny like anything that I do anymore. She likes this one, I like that one. Only thing that counts thought,I got the money. LOL I will take it.

I had sex with my boss. He was horrible.

I have a genuine phobia that an evil robot race will rise up and enslave us all.

Remember in 1987 when your teacher pulled down the map in front of the class and a bloody tampon fell out? Yeah, I did that. I still don't know why I did it.

My experience with bad relationships have taught me never to trust a woman.