You fuck with my feelings so many times. Now I'm gonna fuck with your life. I'm gonna take your man, sabotage your plans, and report all the illegal shit you do

i waited for him until 3 am because he told me he would come..i waited for his call because he told me he would..now i feel so stupid..he never came..

I voted for the Iraq war but can't admit I want to take it back.

My wife doesn’t know but I smoke weed almost everyday. One time it stunk so bad my wife thought there was a dead mouse in the house.

I told my wife I got fired. I couldn't tell her I make 4 times more than her now. She might cut my throat... or hers!