I'm in love with the FedEx guy!

My friend believes in god. I dont have the heart to tell him its a myth.

I think I might be a lesbian, and I'm only fourteen. I've never told ANYONE about it.

When I'm feeling lonely I like to sleep with a hot dog in my a** cheeks.

If my husband ever new that my obbsession with frogs, represented my love for you, He would leave me, I think about you everytime I see one! I love you!